Dick's Words for Sale or Rent
Obsequious words ... for gifted grovellingand if you came for the
Obscure words ... for outsourced tech manuals
Obstinate words ... for stalling Internet sales crews
Odious words ... for people who bulldoze your lawn
Ogling words ... for otherwise amorous storytellers
Opinionated words ... click here
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What You Need
Proven Yamaha outboards and a striking new hull deliver the performance.
The sleek catamaran hull may lull you with smooth, stable handling. Then you'll snap turns with the precision of a barracuda.
Room on the open deck for you and 18 of your closest friends delivers the parties.
hastia is one of the great family sportboats of all time. It's a big, gutsy seagoer equipped for fishin' or funnin'. The spacious cockpit has full instruments, plush seats, and a great stereo. A handy galley and an enclosed head deliver perfect parties. Sculptured maple and stainless steel grab rails, curved and tinted safety glass, and full hull graphics make hastia sporty and safe.
I wrote the copy.
I designed the boat.
Why should you hire a seasoned engineer and manager instead of a generic copy- writer with a couple of years experience? Because I'm a pretty good published writer and I can walk and talk in public.
Pick the wordsmithery you do need
Trade and general interest articles on consumer issues, cars and boats, manufacturing equipment, and management for small businesses and arts organizations.Editing services
I will ghost write (or edit) your articles for in-house publication or trade press. I will not doctor fiction or any other manuscript you hope to sell to a publisher.
Computer applications manuals for retail or college-level users
(straight or slightly tongue in cheek speeches for business or professional occasions)
(Plain Old Everyday Manuscript Service) delivers a finished manuscript in WordPerfect or MS Word format as an attachment or on disk, via text-based e-mail, or even on paper
Files formatted and indexed for Internet or Intranet use
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